Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: Their horns don't work.
Q: What do you call a cow murder mystery?
A: A moo-done-it!
Q: Where do animals go when they lose their tales?
A: To the retail store.
Q: Where does a three-legged horse live?
A: The unstable.
Q: How do you know if it's raining cats and dogs?
A: you step in a poodle!
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on it.
Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A: The tame way.
Q: What kind of horses go out after dark?