Animal Jokes

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Q: What happens to cows during an earthquake?
A: They make milkshakes.

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Road trip? Alpaca my bags.

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Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: Their horns don't work.

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Q: What do you call a cow murder mystery?
A: A moo-done-it!

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Q: Where do animals go when they lose their tales?
A: To the retail store.

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Q: Where does a three-legged horse live?
A: The unstable.

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Q: How do you know if it's raining cats and dogs?
A: you step in a poodle!

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Q: What do you call a lying frog?
A: An AmFIBian!

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Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on it.

Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A: The tame way.

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Q: What did the evil chicken lay?
A: Deviled eggs.

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