Animal Jokes

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Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on it.

Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A: The tame way.

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Q: What did the evil chicken lay?
A: Deviled eggs.

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Q: What kind of horses go out after dark?
A: Nightmares.

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Q: What happens when a frog parks illegally?
A: It gets toad!

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Q: Where do kittens go on their class trip?
A: To a meowseum.

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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An investigator.

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Q: How do pigs get to the hospital?
A: In a hambulance!

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Q: What do ducks smoke?
A: Qwack.

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Q: What would you get if you crossed a parrot and a centipede?
A: A walkie-talkie!

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Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelaphant.

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