Animal Jokes

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Q: What happens when a frog parks illegally?
A: It gets toad!

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Q: Where do kittens go on their class trip?
A: To a meowseum.

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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An investigator.

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Q: How do pigs get to the hospital?
A: In a hambulance!

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Q: What do ducks smoke?
A: Qwack.

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Q: What would you get if you crossed a parrot and a centipede?
A: A walkie-talkie!

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Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelaphant.

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You otter be ashamed of yourself.

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Q: What do you call a cow with Tourette Syndrome?
A: Beef jerky.

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A three legged dog walks into a old west bar and shouts "I am looking for the man that shot my paw".

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