Bad Jokes

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Q: What do you give a cannibal that shows up late to dinner?
A: A cold shoulder.

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Q: How do you think the unthinkable?
A: With an Itheberg.

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Q. What is the difference between a dirty bus station and a shrimp with breast implants?
A. One is a crusty bus station, while the other is a busty crustacean.

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Q: How do asteroids get so big?
A: They take A-Steroid!

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Q: What do you call a bomb that doesn't explode, but lands on a cow?
A: A milk dud.

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You cannot run in a campground, you can only ran; because it is past tents!

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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get soap in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

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Q: How does a lawyer get where he is going?
A: He makes A-turn-ey!

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Q: What kind of shoes does an artist wear?
A: Sketchers.

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Q: What do you call a man that irons clothes?
A: Iron Man

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