Q. What is the difference between a dirty bus station and a shrimp with breast implants?
A. One is a crusty bus station, while the other is a busty crustacean.
Q: How do asteroids get so big?
A: They take A-Steroid!
Q: What do you call a bomb that doesn't explode, but lands on a cow?
A: A milk dud.
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get soap in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.
Q: How does a lawyer get where he is going?
A: He makes A-turn-ey!
Q: What do you call a man that irons clothes?
A: Iron Man
Q. What Crime did the tree commit?