Bad Jokes

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Q: Why did all the kitchen staff survive the Titanic disaster?
A: Because Captain Smith watched everything but the kitchen sink.

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Q: Why could the bee not hear what people were saying?
A: He had wax in his ears.

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Q: What did one pair of jeans say to the other pair?
A: That's JEANius!

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Q: What did the ear of corn say to Mr. frank?
A: We can be corny, dawg!

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Q: What did the first street say to the second street?
A: I'll meet you at the intersection.

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Q: What did the world say to the sun?
A: See ya 'round!

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Q: What do you call bees that produce milk?
A: Boo-Bees!

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Q: What kind of music does the president listen to?
A: Country music.

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Q:What did the axe murderer say to the judge?
A: It was an axeident!

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Have you heard of the cop who was really into buying and selling houses?
He is pro-lease.

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