Bad Jokes

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Q:What did the axe murderer say to the judge?
A: It was an axeident!

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Have you heard of the cop who was really into buying and selling houses?
He is pro-lease.

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Q: What did the older chimney say to the younger chimney?
A: You're to young to smoke.

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Q: What do you call a wall that is full?
A: A waffle!

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There once was a girl named Sally who was born with no arms.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Not Sally!

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Q: What do you call a prankster on Halloween?
A: Prankenstein

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Q: Why did Genghis Khan cross the road?
A: Because he Khan!

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Q: Where do Volkswagens go when they get old
A: The Old Volks home!

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
A: Virgin mobile!

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Q: What did the fisherman say to the magician?
A: Pick a cod, any cod!

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