Bad Jokes

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Q: What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A: A can't opener.

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I'm a commodian. Life of the potty.

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Q: What caused the airline to go bankrupt.
A: Runway inflation!

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Q: What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
A: If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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Q: Where does Napoleon keep his armies?
A: In his sleevies!

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Q: What do you call a cow with Tourette Syndrome?
A: Beef jerky.

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A seal walked into a club.

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Q: What's worse then finding a worm in your apple?
A: Being shot in the head

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Q: What would you call this country if everyone had a pink car?
A: A pink carnation!

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Q: Why was the dog thrown out of the butcher shop?
A: He was caught chop-lifting.

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