Bad Jokes

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A man walks into a bar.

He is an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Q: Why did the musician get put in jail?
A: Cause he got in too much trebble!

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the water?
A: Bob.

Q:What do you call a man with one leg?
A: Neil.

Q: What do you call a woman with one leg?
A: Eileen.

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It's "Jamaican hairstyle day" at work tomorrow. I'm dreading it.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs, hanging on a wall?
A: Art.

Q: What do you call his arms and legs?
Q: Pieces of Art.

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What do you get when you mix a rhetorical question and a joke?

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Q: What goes "ha ha ha ha, *thump*?
A: Someone laughing their head off.

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Q: How do you stop a fish from smelling?
A: Cut its nose off

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Q: Where does the one legged waitress work?
A: The Ihop.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side?
He is all-right now

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