A pancake, a fried egg, and a strip of bacon walk into a bar. The barman looks up and says,"Sorry, we don't serve breakfast."
A giraffe walks into a bar and goes to sleep on the floor. The bartender asks his customers, "what's that lyin' there?" The customers reply "that's not a lion, that's a giraffe."
A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve mushrooms in here.” The mushroom replies, “Why not? I’m a fungi!”
A three legged dog walks into a old west bar and shouts "I am looking for the man that shot my paw".
A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and says to the bartender, "I'll have a shot of whiskey and a beer for the road."
Some bacon, eggs, and toast walk into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast".
Two midgets walk into a bar, they promptly get up, dust themselves off, look around to make sure no one saw, and walk their separate ways.
Two men walked into a bar.
The third one ducked.