Bird

Q: What do you call a magic owl?
A: Hoodini!

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Q: What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot.

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Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.

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Q: Why was the parrot sent out of the classroom?
A: Because he was using fowl language!

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Q: Why do birds fly South for the winter?
A: Because it is too far too walk.

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Q: What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
A: If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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Q: What would you get if you crossed a parrot and a centipede?
A: A walkie-talkie!

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Q: What did the crow use to break into a car?
A: A crowbar.

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Q. Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
A. Because if it flew over the bay it would be called a bagel!

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