Q: What do you feed an invisible cat?
A. Evaporated Milk.
Q: Why can't you trust the king of the jungle?
A: Because he is always lion.
Q: What do you call a cat with no legs?
Q: How do you know if it's raining cats and dogs?
A: you step in a poodle!
Q: Where do kittens go on their class trip?
A: To a meowseum.