Cat Jokes

Funny cat jokes that are sure to make you laugh. Vote for your favorites, leave your comments and submit your favorite cat jokes.

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Q: What do you feed an invisible cat?
A. Evaporated Milk.

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Q: Why can't you trust the king of the jungle?
A: Because he is always lion.

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Q: What do you call a group of unorganized cats?
A: A cat-tastrophe

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Q: Why shouldn't you play poker in the savanna?
A: Because there are too many cheetahs there.

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Q: What do you call a mound of cats:
A: A meowtain.
You have got to be kitten me right meow!

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Q: What do you call a cat with no legs?
A: Dogfood.

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I know a lady who has 500 cats. You've got to be kitten me.

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Q: How do you know if it's raining cats and dogs?
A: you step in a poodle!

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Q: Where do kittens go on their class trip?
A: To a meowseum.

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