Cow Jokes

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side.

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Q: Where did the cow take its date?
A: To the mooovies.

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Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: Because their "horns" don't work!

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What do you call it when a crazy cow gets loose? Udder destruction.

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Q: How does a Rancher keep track of his cattle?
A: With a "COW"culater.

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Two cows are standing in a field. on cow says "Mooooo". The other cow says pretty much the same thing.

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Q: Where do cows hang their paintings?
A: In the MOOseum.

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Q: What do you call a cow that can't produce any milk?
A: A milk dud.

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Knock Knock
Who's There

Cows go...
Cows go who?

Cows go moo, not who!

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Q: What happens to cows during an earthquake?
A: They make milkshakes.

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