Cow Jokes

Funny cow jokes that are sure to make you laugh. Vote for your favorites, leave your comments and submit your favorite cow jokes.

Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: Their horns don't work.

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Q: What do you call a cow murder mystery?
A: A moo-done-it!

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Q: What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
A: Decalfinated.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground Beef!

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