Dog

Q: What does a dog and a phone have in common?
A: They both have collar ID.

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Q: What do you call a cat with no legs?
A: Dogfood.

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Q: How do you know if it's raining cats and dogs?
A: you step in a poodle!

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A three legged dog walks into a old west bar and shouts "I am looking for the man that shot my paw".

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Q: Why was the dog thrown out of the butcher shop?
A: He was caught chop-lifting.

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Q: What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?
A: H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

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A man took his date to a zoo. They were disappointed to find that it only contained one animal: a dog.
It was a shitzu.

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