Q: What do you call the opposite of a hot pepper?
A: A little chili!
Q: Have you heard the Cookie Joke?
A: You wouldn't like it. It is pretty crumby!
Q: A hot dog and a banana had a race, who won?
A: The wiener.
Mr.Banana said to Mr.Apple "Hello, Mr.Apple".
The apple replied - "Holy...a talking banana".
Q: What does a peanut do when it is bored?
Q: What do you call a wall that is full?
A: A waffle!