Food Jokes

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Q: Where do the poor meatballs live?
A: The sphaghetto!

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Q: What did the sweet potato wear to bed?
A: His pa-yam-as.

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Q: What is the difference between girl spaghetti and man spaghetti?
A: Meatballs.

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Ban pre-shredded cheese.
Make America Grate Again.

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Q: What do you call the opposite of a hot pepper?
A: A little chili!

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Q: Have you heard the Cookie Joke?
A: You wouldn't like it. It is pretty crumby!

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Q: A hot dog and a banana had a race, who won?
A: The wiener.

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Q: What do you call clumsy grapes?
A: Unconcordinated.

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Mr.Banana said to Mr.Apple "Hello, Mr.Apple".
The apple replied - "Holy...a talking banana".

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Q: What did the cake say to the fork?
A: Want a piece of me

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