Food Jokes

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Q: What does a peanut do when it is bored?
A: Nuttin!

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Q: What do you call a wall that is full?
A: A waffle!

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Q: What did one plate say to the other plate
A: Dinners on me.

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We don't have any vegetable jokes, if you get one lettuce know.

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Q: What is a pirate's favorite place to eat?
A: Arrrrrrby's

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What did sushi A say to sushi B? Wasabi!

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Q: What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
A: Cashew!

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What did the chip say to the cheese that was caught stealing? "Hey, that's nachos!"

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Q: What did the ice cream say to the birthday girl?
A: Go head girl it's sherbert day.

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Q: What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
A: Breathe dammit, BREATHE!

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