We don't have any vegetable jokes, if you get one lettuce know.
Q: What is a pirate's favorite place to eat?
Q: What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
Q: What did the ice cream say to the birthday girl?
A: Go head girl it's sherbert day.
Q: What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
A: Breathe dammit, BREATHE!
Q: Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the casino?
A: Because he was on a roll.