Q: What does a peanut do when it is bored?
Q: What do you call a wall that is full?
A: A waffle!
Q: What did one plate say to the other plate
A: Dinners on me.
We don't have any vegetable jokes, if you get one lettuce know.
Q: What is a pirate's favorite place to eat?
Q: What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
Q: What did the ice cream say to the birthday girl?
A: Go head girl it's sherbert day.