Food Jokes

Funny food jokes that are sure to make you laugh. Vote for your favorites, leave your comments and submit your favorite food jokes.

We don't have any vegetable jokes, if you get one lettuce know.

Corniness: 

Q: What is a pirate's favorite place to eat?
A: Arrrrrrby's

Corniness: 

What did sushi A say to sushi B? Wasabi!

Corniness: 

Q: What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
A: Cashew!

Corniness: 

What did the chip say to the cheese that was caught stealing? "Hey, that's nachos!"

Corniness: 

Q: What did the ice cream say to the birthday girl?
A: Go head girl it's sherbert day.

Corniness: 

Q: What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
A: Breathe dammit, BREATHE!

Corniness: 

Q: Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the casino?
A: Because he was on a roll.

Corniness: 

Why do bananas wear suntan lotion? Because the peel.

Corniness: 

Where do hamburgers go to dance? To the meatball.

Corniness: 

Pages

Subscribe to RSS - Food Jokes