Food Jokes

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Q: Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the casino?
A: Because he was on a roll.

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Why do bananas wear suntan lotion? Because the peel.

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Where do hamburgers go to dance? To the meatball.

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What do you call a shoe made from a banana? A slipper!

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Q: Why is corn such a good listener?
A: Because it's all ears!

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Why did the poor man sell yeast? To raise some dough.

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Q: How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A: A buccaneer!

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My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!

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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan? You take away their little brooms!

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Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth, it's pasteurized before you even see it.

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