Food Jokes

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Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth, it's pasteurized before you even see it.

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Q: How does a train eat?
A: It goes chew chew.

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When do you have the right to scold your coffee? When you have more than sufficient grounds.

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Two bagels are walking down the street, One was a salted.

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Haunted french pancakes give me the crepes.

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Q: What did the pickle say to impress the ladies?
A: I'm kinda a big Dill.

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Q: What happens to cows during an earthquake?
A: They make milkshakes.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the butter?
A: I cant tell you, you might spread it.

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Q: Have you heard the joke about the pizza?
A: I can't tell it, it's too cheesy.

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Q: What did one snowman say to the other?
A: Do you smell carrots?

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