Haunted french pancakes give me the crepes.
Q: What did the pickle say to impress the ladies?
A: I'm kinda a big Dill.
Q: What happens to cows during an earthquake?
A: They make milkshakes.
Q: What did one snowman say to the other?
A: Do you smell carrots?
Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
A: The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"!
Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A: Anyone can roast beef but no one can pea soup.
Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
A: Because he felt crummy!