Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth, it's pasteurized before you even see it.
Haunted french pancakes give me the crepes.
Q: What did the pickle say to impress the ladies?
A: I'm kinda a big Dill.
Q: What happens to cows during an earthquake?
A: They make milkshakes.
Q: What did one snowman say to the other?
A: Do you smell carrots?