Food Jokes

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Haunted french pancakes give me the crepes.

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Q: What did the pickle say to impress the ladies?
A: I'm kinda a big Dill.

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Q: What happens to cows during an earthquake?
A: They make milkshakes.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the butter?
A: I cant tell you, you might spread it.

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Q: Have you heard the joke about the pizza?
A: I can't tell it, it's too cheesy.

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Q: What did one snowman say to the other?
A: Do you smell carrots?

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Q: What did the evil chicken lay?
A: Deviled eggs.

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Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
A: The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"!

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Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A: Anyone can roast beef but no one can pea soup.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
A: Because he felt crummy!

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