Food Jokes

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Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
A: The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"!

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Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A: Anyone can roast beef but no one can pea soup.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
A: Because he felt crummy!

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Q: What was Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A: BA-NA-NA-NAAAA!

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Q: Why were the strawberries upset?
A: They were in a jam.

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Somebody threw a Pepsi at me today. It didn't hurt. Thank God it was a soft drink.

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Some bacon, eggs, and toast walk into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Q: What's worse then finding a worm in your apple?
A: Being shot in the head

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Q: What do you call an herb that sings?
A: Elvis Parsley.

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Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
A: Where's pop corn?

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