Food Jokes

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Q: Why was the employee fired from the orange juice factory?
A: Because he couldn’t concentrate

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Why did the orange go out with the prune?
Because he couldn’t find a date.

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Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeño business.

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A Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "make me one with everything."

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What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!

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Q: Why was the little strawberry crying?
A: Because his parents were in a jam.

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Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere.

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Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because he saw the salad dressing.

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Q: What did the mayonaise say when someone opened the refrigerator door.
A: Close the door I am dressing!

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