Food Jokes

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Why did the orange go out with the prune?
Because he couldn’t find a date.

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Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeño business.

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A Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "make me one with everything."

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What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!

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Q: Why was the little strawberry crying?
A: Because his parents were in a jam.

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Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere.

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Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because he saw the salad dressing.

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Q: What did the mayonaise say when someone opened the refrigerator door.
A: Close the door I am dressing!

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A man walks into a bar and there is a bunch of meat hanging from the ceiling. The man asks the bartender what's the deal with the meat and the bartender explains that if you jump and slap a piece of meat, you get to drink free for the night, but if you miss, you must buy drinks for everyone in the bar. The man responds, "Nah, the steaks are too high."

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