Food Jokes

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Q: What kind of rooms have no walls?
A: Mushrooms

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Q: Why did the little girl cry when she saw the chef working?
A: Because he was beating the eggs and whipping the cream.

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Q: What kind of shoes are made from bananas skins?
A: Slippers

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Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.

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Q: Why didn't the melons get married?
A: Because they cantalope.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground Beef!

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