A man walks into a bar and there is a bunch of meat hanging from the ceiling. The man asks the bartender what's the deal with the meat and the bartender explains that if you jump and slap a piece of meat, you get to drink free for the night, but if you miss, you must buy drinks for everyone in the bar. The man responds, "Nah, the steaks are too high."
What happened to the boy who drank 8 cokes?
He burped 7-Up.
Q: What kind of rooms have no walls?
Q: Why did the little girl cry when she saw the chef working?
A: Because he was beating the eggs and whipping the cream.
Q: What kind of shoes are made from bananas skins?
Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.
Q: Why didn't the melons get married?
A: Because they cantalope.
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground Beef!