Halloween Jokes

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Q: Why did the skeleton sleep in the snow last night?
A: He was a numbskull.

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Q: How do you tell if a vampire is sick?
A: He is always coffin.

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Q: How do you flatten a ghost?
A: Use a spirit level.

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Q: What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A: The trombone.

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Q: What do you call a prankster on Halloween?
A: Prankenstein

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Q: What kind of music do mummies listen to?
A: Wrap music.

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So, I thought about going as a ghost for Halloween, but I figured meh, I'll kill myself next year.

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Q: Why do vampires believe everything you tell them?
A: Because they're suckers.

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Q: Which room do the skeletons hate the most?
A: The living room.

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Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn't have the guts.

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