Halloween Jokes

Funny Halloween jokes that are sure to make you laugh. Vote for your favorites, leave your comments and submit your favorite Halloween jokes.

Q: Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
A: Because you can see right through them.

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Q: What did the skeleton order at Starbucks?
A: Coffee and a mop.

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Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
A: Because he had no body to go with.

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Q: What did the ghost say to the bee?
A: BOO BEE!

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Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: Because he didn't have the guts to!

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