Q: What do you call bees that produce milk?
So a grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says hey did you know we have a drink named after you? The grasshopper said "You have a drink named George!"
Q: What do you call snails in a shotgun shell?
Q: How do snails fight?
A: They slug it out.
Q: What would you get if you crossed a parrot and a centipede?
A: A walkie-talkie!
Q: What bee is the smartest?
A: A spelling bee.
Q: How do you find a spider in the Internet?
A: Check out his web site.
Q: What did the bee say to the flower?
A: Hi, honey!