Insect Jokes

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Q. What are caterpillars afraid of?
A. Dogerpillars!

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Q: What do you call bees that produce milk?
A: Boo-Bees!

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So a grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says hey did you know we have a drink named after you? The grasshopper said "You have a drink named George!"

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Q: What do you call snails in a shotgun shell?
A: Slugs

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Q: How do snails fight?
A: They slug it out.

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Q: What would you get if you crossed a parrot and a centipede?
A: A walkie-talkie!

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Q: What bee is the smartest?
A: A spelling bee.

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Q: Where does a bee sit?
A: On its bee-hind.

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Q: How do you find a spider in the Internet?
A: Check out his web site.

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Q: What did the bee say to the flower?
A: Hi, honey!

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