Kids Jokes

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Q: What streets do ghosts live on?
A: Dead Ends!

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Q: What did one eye say to the other eye?
A: Something smells between us!

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary?
A: Smile! Because it has a mile in it!

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Q: A hot dog and a banana had a race, who won?
A: The wiener.

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Q: What do you call a pretty ghost?
A: BOOtiful

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Q. What are caterpillars afraid of?
A. Dogerpillars!

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Q: How does the moon cut his hair?
A: Eclipses it!

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Q: What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A: A waist of time.

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Q: Why was the sand wet?
A: Because the sea-weed

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Q: Why was the teddy bear never hungry?
A: Because he was always stuffed!

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