Kids Jokes

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Q: Why was the sand wet?
A: Because the sea-weed

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Q: Why was the teddy bear never hungry?
A: Because he was always stuffed!

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Q: What did the scarf say to the hat?
A: "You go ahead, I'll just hang around".

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Q: What did the world say to the sun?
A: See ya 'round!

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Q: What do you call it when you shoot a gun in space?
A: A Big Bang!

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Q: What do you call a turtle that pokes people?
A: A Slowpoke.

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Q: What do you call it when batman skips church?
A: Christian Bale!

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Q: Why did the chalkboard want to be a whiteboard?
A: It heard they were remarkable!

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Q: Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?
A: Because he was always lost at C.

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Q: What do you call a baby queen from England?
A: Lady Gaga!

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