Q: What did the scarf say to the hat?
A: "You go ahead, I'll just hang around".
Q: What did the world say to the sun?
A: See ya 'round!
Q: What do you call it when you shoot a gun in space?
A: A Big Bang!
Q: What do you call a turtle that pokes people?
A: A Slowpoke.
Q: What do you call it when batman skips church?
A: Christian Bale!
Q: What do you call a baby queen from England?
A: Lady Gaga!