Kids Jokes

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Q: How do you organize an outer space party?
A: You planet.

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Q: Why is Peter Pan always in flight?
A: Because he Neverlands

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Q: What did 0 say to 8?
A: “Nice belt!”

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What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.

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Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A: A stick.

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Did you about the kidnapping at the preschool?
He woke up.

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Q: What is Bruce Lee’s favorite drink?
A: Wataaaaah!

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