Kids Jokes

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Q: What do you call a baby queen from England?
A: Lady Gaga!

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Q: How many lips does a flower have?
A: Tulips

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Q: What does a peanut do when it is bored?
A: Nuttin!

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Q: What do you call an old snowman?
A: Water

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Q: What do you call a wall that is full?
A: A waffle!

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Q: Why did the worm go to the alphabet store?
A: He needed a pair of i's.

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Q: What did one plate say to the other plate
A: Dinners on me.

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Q: Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
A: Cause then it would be a foot!

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Q: What is E.T. short for?
A: Because he's got little legs!

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Q. Why Can't you take a shower with Pokemon?
A. It might Pikachu.

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