Q: What does a peanut do when it is bored?
Q: What do you call a wall that is full?
A: A waffle!
Q: Why did the worm go to the alphabet store?
A: He needed a pair of i's.
Q: What did one plate say to the other plate
A: Dinners on me.
Q: Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
A: Cause then it would be a foot!
Q: What is E.T. short for?
A: Because he's got little legs!
Q. Why Can't you take a shower with Pokemon?
A. It might Pikachu.
Q: What side of a duck has the most feathers?
A: The outside!