Kids Jokes

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Q: What side of a duck has the most feathers?
A: The outside!

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Q: What do dogs and trees have in common?
A: Bark

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Knock knock

Who's there?

Woo

Woo who?

Why are you so excited it's only a joke?

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Q: How does a Rancher keep track of his cattle?
A: With a "COW"culater.

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What do you call an anxious dinosaur? A nervous Rex.

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What would a bear be without bees? Ears.

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Q: What kind of music do mummies listen to?
A: Wrap music.

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What did the red light say to the green light? Don't look, I'm changing.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth Hurty!

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Knock Knock

Who's there?

Europe.

Europe who?

No, you're a poo!

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