Kids Jokes

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Q: Why are penguins socially awkward?
A: Because they can't break the ice.

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Where do hamburgers go to dance? To the meatball.

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Q: What is a bear with no teeth called?
A: Gummy bear.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
A: You poker face.

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Q: Why is corn such a good listener?
A: Because it's all ears!

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Wikileaks or kids: There's no Santa.

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Q: Why don’t you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees?
A: Because they are really good at it.

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Q: What did the Lion King tell Simba when he was walking too slow?
A: Mufasa!

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Q: Why do birds fly South for the winter?
A: Because it is too far too walk.

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Have you every heard of a music group called cellophane? They mostly wrap.

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