Kids Jokes

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Q: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
A: Ten-tickles.

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Q: What do they drink in Karate class?
A: Whaaa Taaa

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Q: Does the Trix bunny eat Trix?
A: Of course he does! Where do you think Cocoa Puffs come from?

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Knock Knock
Who's There

Cows go...
Cows go who?

Cows go moo, not who!

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Knock Knock

Who's there?

Boo

Boo who?

Don't cry it's only a joke.

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Q: What do you call a chicken coupe with more than two doors?
A: A chicken sedan!

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Q: How did the big mountain know the little mountain was fibbing?
A: Because it was only a bluff.

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Q: Where do animals go when they lose their tales?
A: To the retail store.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter?
A: Ye think it's the R, but it's really the C!

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Q: How do you know if it's raining cats and dogs?
A: you step in a poodle!

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