Q: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Q: What do they drink in Karate class?
A: Whaaa Taaa
Q: Does the Trix bunny eat Trix?
A: Of course he does! Where do you think Cocoa Puffs come from?
Don't cry it's only a joke.
Q: What do you call a chicken coupe with more than two doors?
A: A chicken sedan!
Q: How did the big mountain know the little mountain was fibbing?
A: Because it was only a bluff.
Q: Where do animals go when they lose their tales?
A: To the retail store.
Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter?
A: Ye think it's the R, but it's really the C!