Kids Jokes

Funny kids jokes that are sure to make you laugh. Vote for your favorites, leave your comments and submit your favorite kids jokes.

Q: How do you know if it's raining cats and dogs?
A: you step in a poodle!

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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Wa.
Wa who?
See, I knew you'd be glad to see me!

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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An investigator.

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Q: How do pigs get to the hospital?
A: In a hambulance!

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I am so bright that my mother calls me sun.

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Q: Why did the bee get married?
A: Because he was fond of his honey!

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
A: Because he felt crummy!

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Q: What did the skeleton order at Starbucks?
A: Coffee and a mop.

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A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

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Q: Why did Darth Vader cross the road?
A: To get to the dark side.

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