See, I knew you'd be glad to see me!
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An investigator.
Q: How do pigs get to the hospital?
A: In a hambulance!
I am so bright that my mother calls me sun.
Q: Why did the bee get married?
A: Because he was fond of his honey!
Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
A: Because he felt crummy!
Q: What did the skeleton order at Starbucks?
A: Coffee and a mop.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
Q: Why did Darth Vader cross the road?
A: To get to the dark side.
Q: What's the worse illness in the animal world?
A: A giraffe with a sore throat.