Kids Jokes

Funny kids jokes that are sure to make you laugh. Vote for your favorites, leave your comments and submit your favorite kids jokes.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Wa.
Wa who?
See, I knew you'd be glad to see me!

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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An investigator.

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Q: How do pigs get to the hospital?
A: In a hambulance!

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I am so bright that my mother calls me sun.

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Q: Why did the bee get married?
A: Because he was fond of his honey!

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
A: Because he felt crummy!

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Q: What did the skeleton order at Starbucks?
A: Coffee and a mop.

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A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

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Q: Why did Darth Vader cross the road?
A: To get to the dark side.

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Q: What's the worse illness in the animal world?
A: A giraffe with a sore throat.

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