Kids Jokes

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Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers!

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Q: What kind of dinosaur tries the hardest?
A: A try-ceratops.

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Q: What bee is the smartest?
A: A spelling bee.

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Some bacon, eggs, and toast walk into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Q: What do you call a camel with no humps?
A: Humphrey

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Q: How is a piece of gum like a sneeze?
A: Its a chew!

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Q: Do you know whats really odd?
A: Just about every other number.

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Q: What do you call a man lying down in a pile of leaves?
A: Russel

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Q: What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?
A: H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

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Q: Why wouldn't the Energizer Bunny come out of the bathroom?
A: Because he kept going and going and going.

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