Q: What kind of dinosaur tries the hardest?
A: A try-ceratops.
Q: What bee is the smartest?
A: A spelling bee.
Some bacon, eggs, and toast walk into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast".
Q: How is a piece of gum like a sneeze?
A: Its a chew!
Q: Do you know whats really odd?
A: Just about every other number.
Q: What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?
A: H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.
Q: Why wouldn't the Energizer Bunny come out of the bathroom?
A: Because he kept going and going and going.