Kids Jokes

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Q: How did the police scare the bugs away?
A: They call the S.W.A.T. team.

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Q: Why do fish make bad guitars?
A: Cause you can't tuna fish!

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Q: On which side does a leopard have the most spots?
A: The outside.

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Q: What did the ghost say to the bee?
A: BOO BEE!

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Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
A: Where's pop corn?

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Q: What did one magnet say to the other?
A: I find you very attractive.

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Q: Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?
A: She ran away from the ball.

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Q: Why are E.T.’s eyes so big?
A: Because he saw his phone bill.

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Q: Why was the pencil in the toilet?
A: It was a #2

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Q: Where does a bee sit?
A: On its bee-hind.

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