Music Jokes

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Q: What's a comedian on a boat sing?
A: Joooke on the water!

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Q: What do you call a singing Laptop?
A: A Dell

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Person A: I heard that Beethoven died due to lead poisoning.
Person B: Wow, I never knew that he did heavy metal.

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Q: What did the rapper say about the horrible weather?
A: It is just a Lil Wayne.

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Two music notes were fighting. One through a punch and the other one said "hey, I don't want to start any real treble!"

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Why does a rapper need an umbrella? In case it drizzles.

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Q: What kind of music do mummies listen to?
A: Wrap music.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
A: You poker face.

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Have you every heard of a music group called cellophane? They mostly wrap.

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Q: What do you call a computer that sings?
A: A Dell.

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