Music Jokes

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Q: What concert costs 45 cents?
A: 50 Cent featuring Nickleback.

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Q: What was Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A: BA-NA-NA-NAAAA!

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Q: Why didn't G-Unit get on the bus?
A: Because they didn't have 50 Cent.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mick Jagger: "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!"
A Scotsman: "Hey! McCloud! Get off of me ewe!"

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Q: What do you call an herb that sings?
A: Elvis Parsley.

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Q: Why do fish make bad guitars?
A: Cause you can't tuna fish!

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Q: Why did the musician get put in jail?
A: Cause he got in too much trebble!

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