One Liner Jokes

Funny one liner jokes that are sure to make you laugh. Vote for your favorites, leave your comments and submit your favorite one liner jokes.

Déjà MOO - The feeling you've heard this BULL before.

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If you dress up as a banana and eat a banana is that called canabananalism?

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I used to be addicted to soap,
but now I'm clean.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, put it on my bill.

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My Grandpa has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

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Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth, it's pasteurized before you even see it.

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I went to buy some camouflage trousers but I could not find any.

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Well that didn't escalate at all.

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Haunted french pancakes give me the crepes.

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I would love to stay and chat but I really moustache.

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