One Liner Jokes

Funny one liner jokes that are sure to make you laugh. Vote for your favorites, leave your comments and submit your favorite one liner jokes.

If you dress up as a banana and eat a banana is that called canabananalism?

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I used to be addicted to soap,
but now I'm clean.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, put it on my bill.

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My Grandpa has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

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Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth, it's pasteurized before you even see it.

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I went to buy some camouflage trousers but I could not find any.

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Well that didn't escalate at all.

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Haunted french pancakes give me the crepes.

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I would love to stay and chat but I really moustache.

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If a cop pulls over a U-Hual, is he trying to bust a move?

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