One Liner Jokes

Funny one liner jokes that are sure to make you laugh. Vote for your favorites, leave your comments and submit your favorite one liner jokes.

I've been thinking of you, owl night long.

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Change is hard, have you ever tried to bend a coin?

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I am so bright that my mother calls me sun.

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No one has really good science jokes anymore because all the good ones argon.

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You otter be ashamed of yourself.

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A seal walked into a club.

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I'm like a really down to earth guy because you know... gravity.

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It's "Jamaican hairstyle day" at work tomorrow. I'm dreading it.

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You know my father threw a camera at me once, I still have flashbacks.

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If I had a dollar for every time someone tells me to grow up, I could build the coolest tree house ever!

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