One Liner Jokes
I am so bright that my mother calls me sun.
No one has really good science jokes anymore because all the good ones argon.
A seal walked into a club.
I'm like a really down to earth guy because you know... gravity.
It's "Jamaican hairstyle day" at work tomorrow. I'm dreading it.
You know my father threw a camera at me once, I still have flashbacks.
If I had a dollar for every time someone tells me to grow up, I could build the coolest tree house ever!