One Liner Jokes

Funny one liner jokes that are sure to make you laugh. Vote for your favorites, leave your comments and submit your favorite one liner jokes.

If a cop pulls over a U-Hual, is he trying to bust a move?

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I've been thinking of you, owl night long.

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Change is hard, have you ever tried to bend a coin?

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I am so bright that my mother calls me sun.

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No one has really good science jokes anymore because all the good ones argon.

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You otter be ashamed of yourself.

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A seal walked into a club.

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I'm like a really down to earth guy because you know... gravity.

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It's "Jamaican hairstyle day" at work tomorrow. I'm dreading it.

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You know my father threw a camera at me once, I still have flashbacks.

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