One Liner Jokes

Funny one liner jokes that are sure to make you laugh. Vote for your favorites, leave your comments and submit your favorite one liner jokes.

The digital clock looked at his analog mom and said: “look mom, no hands!”

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I wonder how much a zebra would cost if you scanned it.

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Two fish were in a tank. One said "You man the guns, I'll drive!"

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I quit my job at the helium factory today because I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice.

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Why doesn't someone invent a clear toaster so you can see how toasted your toast is while it's toasting?

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A Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "make me one with everything."

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Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.

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