One Liner Jokes

Funny one liner jokes that are sure to make you laugh. Vote for your favorites, leave your comments and submit your favorite one liner jokes.

If I had a dollar for every time someone tells me to grow up, I could build the coolest tree house ever!

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The digital clock looked at his analog mom and said: “look mom, no hands!”

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I wonder how much a zebra would cost if you scanned it.

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Two fish were in a tank. One said "You man the guns, I'll drive!"

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I quit my job at the helium factory today because I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice.

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Why doesn't someone invent a clear toaster so you can see how toasted your toast is while it's toasting?

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A Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "make me one with everything."

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Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.

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