If I had a dollar for every time someone tells me to grow up, I could build the coolest tree house ever!
One Liner Jokes
The digital clock looked at his analog mom and said: “look mom, no hands!”
I wonder how much a zebra would cost if you scanned it.
Two fish were in a tank. One said "You man the guns, I'll drive!"
I quit my job at the helium factory today because I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice.
Why doesn't someone invent a clear toaster so you can see how toasted your toast is while it's toasting?
Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.