Parrot

Q: What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot.

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Q: Why was the parrot sent out of the classroom?
A: Because he was using fowl language!

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Q: What would you get if you crossed a parrot and a centipede?
A: A walkie-talkie!

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