Pirate Jokes

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says to him, "excuse me sir, but there is a steering wheel on your belt." The pirate responds, "argh they're drivin' me nuts."

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Q: Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?
A: Because he was always lost at C.

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Q: What is a pirate's favorite place to eat?
A: Arrrrrrby's

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What did the pirate say on his 89th birthday? Aye matey.

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I need to find that skeleton. I've got a bone to pick with him.

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Q: How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A: A buccaneer!

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter?
A: Ye think it's the R, but it's really the C!

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Q: What kind of socks do pirates favor?
A: Arrrrrrrgyle!

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Q: Why did the pirate go to law school?
A: To pass the baarrr.

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Q: Why wasn't the pirate allowed into the cinema?
A: Because it was rated arrr.

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