A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says to him, "excuse me sir, but there is a steering wheel on your belt." The pirate responds, "argh they're drivin' me nuts."
Q: What is a pirate's favorite place to eat?
Q: How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A: A buccaneer!
Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter?
A: Ye think it's the R, but it's really the C!
Q: What kind of socks do pirates favor?
Q: Why did the pirate go to law school?
A: To pass the baarrr.
Q: Why wasn't the pirate allowed into the cinema?
A: Because it was rated arrr.