Pun Jokes

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Q. What does a Mexican cow call his friends?
A. MOO-chacho

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Q: Why did the pizza maker run from the mafia?
A: He owed them a lot of dough!

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Q: Why does the vampire always get picked last?
A: Because he sucks.

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Q: What did the painting say to the wall?
A: I go you covered.

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Q: What do you call the opposite of a hot pepper?
A: A little chili!

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Q: Why is the sky so unhappy?
A: It has the blues.

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Q: Did you hear about the man who was on trial for feeding his cows dynamite?
A: The jury said it was A-BOMB-IN-A-BULL.

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Q: What do you call it when a shoemaker drops his vegetables?
A: Corn on the cobbler!

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Q: What is the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
A: A Hippo is really heavy, but a Zippo is a little lighter!

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Q:What do you call a mermaid on a roof?
A: Aerial

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