Q: Why was the skiing spark plug in awe?
A: The view was shocking.
A red and a blue ship have just crashed together in the Caribbean. Apparently the survivors are marooned.
Q. What does a Mexican cow call his friends?
Q: Why did the pizza maker run from the mafia?
A: He owed them a lot of dough!
Q: Why does the vampire always get picked last?
A: Because he sucks.
Q: What do you call the opposite of a hot pepper?
A: A little chili!
Q: Why is the sky so unhappy?
A: It has the blues.