Pun Jokes

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Jokes about air conditioners?

Not a fan.

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Q: What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?
A: A labracadabrador.

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Q: What's it called when a chameleon can't change its colors anymore?
A: A reptile dysfunction.

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Q: Why did the cross-eyed teacher get fired?
A: She couldn't control her pupils.

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I was wondering why my computer was getting so hot.

Turns out it needed to vent.

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As a wizard, I like turning things into glass.

I just wanted to make that clear.

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Q: Why did the mermaid start wearing seashells?
B: Because she out grew out of B-shells.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the broken submarine?
A: It didn't go down well.

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Q: Why was the skiing spark plug in awe?
A: The view was shocking.

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A red and a blue ship have just crashed together in the Caribbean. Apparently the survivors are marooned.

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