Pun Jokes

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Q: What do you call it when a shoemaker drops his vegetables?
A: Corn on the cobbler!

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Q: What is the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
A: A Hippo is really heavy, but a Zippo is a little lighter!

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Q:What do you call a mermaid on a roof?
A: Aerial

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I feel sorry for shopping carts, they are always getting pushed around!

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Did you hear about the nun who quit? . . . she kicked her "Habit"!

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Q: What is Dr. Jekyll when he is himself?
A: De-hyde-rated!

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You cannot run in a campground, you can only ran; because it is past tents!

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Q: What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed men on a bicycle?
A: Attire!

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side.

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Q: What do you call clumsy grapes?
A: Unconcordinated.

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