Pun Jokes

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Q: Where does the lion go to shop?
A: The MAUL!

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Q: Why do French people eat snails?
A: Because they don't like fast food.

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Q: What do you call a young locomotive?
A: A Trainee

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Q: What does a philosophical dolphin think about?
A: What is my porpoise?

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Q: How is an ocean harbor like a children's playground?
A: It has buoys and gulls.

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Q: Why can't you trust the king of the jungle?
A: Because he is always lion.

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Q: Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
A: He pasta way.

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Q: Why was the parrot sent out of the classroom?
A: Because he was using fowl language!

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The time traveler was still hungry after he took his last bite. So he went back four seconds.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.

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