Pun Jokes

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Q: What is Dr. Jekyll when he is himself?
A: De-hyde-rated!

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You cannot run in a campground, you can only ran; because it is past tents!

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Q: What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed men on a bicycle?
A: Attire!

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side.

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Q: What do you call clumsy grapes?
A: Unconcordinated.

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Q: What is the moon's favorite gum?
A: Orbit.

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Q: Where does the electric cord go to shop?
A: The outlet mall.

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Q: Where did the cow take its date?
A: To the mooovies.

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Q: Where does the lion go to shop?
A: The MAUL!

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Q: Why do French people eat snails?
A: Because they don't like fast food.

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