Pun Jokes

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side.

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Q: What do you call clumsy grapes?
A: Unconcordinated.

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Q: What is the moon's favorite gum?
A: Orbit.

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Q: Where does the electric cord go to shop?
A: The outlet mall.

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Q: Where did the cow take its date?
A: To the mooovies.

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Q: Where does the lion go to shop?
A: The MAUL!

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Q: Why do French people eat snails?
A: Because they don't like fast food.

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Q: What do you call a young locomotive?
A: A Trainee

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Q: What does a philosophical dolphin think about?
A: What is my porpoise?

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Q: How is an ocean harbor like a children's playground?
A: It has buoys and gulls.

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