What did the cellphone give his girlfriend?
Q: What does a mermaid wear to math class?
A: An algae-bra.
Q: What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Q: What did the bee say to the flower?
A: Hi, honey!
Q: How do you organize an outer space party?
A: You planet.
Did you hear the news about the corduroy pillows?
They made headlines.