Pun Jokes

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Q: How do you organize an outer space party?
A: You planet.

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Did you hear the news about the corduroy pillows?
They made headlines.

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A Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "make me one with everything."

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Q: What do you call a retired cowboy?
A: Deranged.

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Q: What did the fruit tree say to the farmer.
A: Stop picking on me.

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Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was intense.

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Q: What did the mayonaise say when someone opened the refrigerator door.
A: Close the door I am dressing!

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A man walks into a bar and there is a bunch of meat hanging from the ceiling. The man asks the bartender what's the deal with the meat and the bartender explains that if you jump and slap a piece of meat, you get to drink free for the night, but if you miss, you must buy drinks for everyone in the bar. The man responds, "Nah, the steaks are too high."

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What happened to the boy who drank 8 cokes?
He burped 7-Up.

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Q: What did the lawyer name his daughter?
A: Sue

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