Pun Jokes

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Q: What does a mermaid wear to math class?
A: An algae-bra.

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Q: What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
A: Decalfinated.

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Q: What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
A: Dam!

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Q: What did the bee say to the flower?
A: Hi, honey!

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Q: How do you organize an outer space party?
A: You planet.

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Did you hear the news about the corduroy pillows?
They made headlines.

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A Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "make me one with everything."

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Q: What do you call a retired cowboy?
A: Deranged.

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Q: What did the fruit tree say to the farmer.
A: Stop picking on me.

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Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was intense.

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