Pun Jokes

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Why did the orange go out with the prune?
Because he couldn’t find a date.

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Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: At the North Poll of course.

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Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeño business.

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What did the cellphone give his girlfriend?
A ring.

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Q: What does a mermaid wear to math class?
A: An algae-bra.

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Q: What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
A: Decalfinated.

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Q: What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
A: Dam!

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Q: What did the bee say to the flower?
A: Hi, honey!

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Q: How do you organize an outer space party?
A: You planet.

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Did you hear the news about the corduroy pillows?
They made headlines.

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