Q: Why can't you trust the king of the jungle?
A: Because he is always lion.
The time traveler was still hungry after he took his last bite. So he went back four seconds.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.
Q: How did the mentalist control his incontinence?
A: Mind over bladder
Did you hear about the pregnant bed bug?
She is having her baby in the spring.