Pun Jokes

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything".

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Q: How did the mentalist control his incontinence?
A: Mind over bladder

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Did you hear about the pregnant bed bug?
She is having her baby in the spring.

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Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?
A: Your pointless.

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How do billboards talk? Sign language.

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Q: Did you hear about the Irish Population?
A: It's Dublin!

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Q: What do you call a prankster on Halloween?
A: Prankenstein

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Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all of its contacts.

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We don't have any vegetable jokes, if you get one lettuce know.

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What do you call a boat with a hole? A sink.

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