Pun Jokes

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Q: Why can't you trust the king of the jungle?
A: Because he is always lion.

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Q: Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
A: He pasta way.

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Q: Why was the parrot sent out of the classroom?
A: Because he was using fowl language!

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The time traveler was still hungry after he took his last bite. So he went back four seconds.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything".

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Q: How did the mentalist control his incontinence?
A: Mind over bladder

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Did you hear about the pregnant bed bug?
She is having her baby in the spring.

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Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?
A: Your pointless.

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How do billboards talk? Sign language.

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