Pun Jokes

Funny pun jokes that are sure to make you laugh. Vote for your favorites, leave your comments and submit your favorite pun jokes.

We don't have any vegetable jokes, if you get one lettuce know.

Corniness: 

What do you call a boat with a hole? A sink.

Corniness: 

What did sushi A say to sushi B? Wasabi!

Corniness: 

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No eye deer.

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A: Still no eye deer.

Corniness: 

How did the barber win the race? He knew a short cut.

Corniness: 

Q: What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
A: Cashew!

Corniness: 

What did the pirate say on his 89th birthday? Aye matey.

Corniness: 

What did the chip say to the cheese that was caught stealing? "Hey, that's nachos!"

Corniness: 

I tried to take a picture of some fog. I mist.

Corniness: 

Q: What do dogs and trees have in common?
A: Bark

Corniness: 

Pages

Subscribe to RSS - Pun Jokes