Q: Did you hear about the Irish Population?
A: It's Dublin!
Q: What do you call a prankster on Halloween?
We don't have any vegetable jokes, if you get one lettuce know.
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No eye deer.
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A: Still no eye deer.
Q: What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?