Pun Jokes

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How do billboards talk? Sign language.

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Q: Did you hear about the Irish Population?
A: It's Dublin!

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Q: What do you call a prankster on Halloween?
A: Prankenstein

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Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all of its contacts.

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We don't have any vegetable jokes, if you get one lettuce know.

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What do you call a boat with a hole? A sink.

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What did sushi A say to sushi B? Wasabi!

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Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No eye deer.

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A: Still no eye deer.

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How did the barber win the race? He knew a short cut.

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Q: What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
A: Cashew!

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