Pun Jokes

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How did the barber win the race? He knew a short cut.

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Q: What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
A: Cashew!

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What did the pirate say on his 89th birthday? Aye matey.

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What did the chip say to the cheese that was caught stealing? "Hey, that's nachos!"

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I tried to take a picture of some fog. I mist.

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Q: What do dogs and trees have in common?
A: Bark

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Q: Why did Genghis Khan cross the road?
A: Because he Khan!

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Why did the pig get hired at the restaurant? He was really good at bacon.

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Two music notes were fighting. One through a punch and the other one said "hey, I don't want to start any real treble!"

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What do you call it when a crazy cow gets loose? Udder destruction.

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