Pun Jokes

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Two music notes were fighting. One through a punch and the other one said "hey, I don't want to start any real treble!"

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What do you call it when a crazy cow gets loose? Udder destruction.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, put it on my bill.

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Q: What does a dog and a phone have in common?
A: They both have collar ID.

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Why does a rapper need an umbrella? In case it drizzles.

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Q: What's a didgeridoo?
A: Whatever it wants to.

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Q: What should have the bartender said when the rabbit ask him for a carrot?
A: Are you over eighteen?

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Q: What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.
A: The guardians of the Galaxy!

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Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure? Because he was a little shellfish.

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Q: Where do Volkswagens go when they get old
A: The Old Volks home!

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