Pun Jokes

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Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure? Because he was a little shellfish.

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Q: Where do Volkswagens go when they get old
A: The Old Volks home!

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Q: Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the casino?
A: Because he was on a roll.

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Q: What did the fisherman say to the magician?
A: Pick a cod, any cod!

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Q: How do snails fight?
A: They slug it out.

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Why do bananas wear suntan lotion? Because the peel.

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Q: Why are penguins socially awkward?
A: Because they can't break the ice.

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Where do hamburgers go to dance? To the meatball.

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Q: What is a bear with no teeth called?
A: Gummy bear.

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What do you call a shoe made from a banana? A slipper!

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