Q: What does a dog and a phone have in common?
A: They both have collar ID.
Q: What's a didgeridoo?
A: Whatever it wants to.
Q: What should have the bartender said when the rabbit ask him for a carrot?
A: Are you over eighteen?
Q: What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.
A: The guardians of the Galaxy!
Q: Where do Volkswagens go when they get old
A: The Old Volks home!
Q: Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the casino?
A: Because he was on a roll.
Q: What did the fisherman say to the magician?
A: Pick a cod, any cod!