Q: Where do Volkswagens go when they get old
A: The Old Volks home!
Q: Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the casino?
A: Because he was on a roll.
Q: What did the fisherman say to the magician?
A: Pick a cod, any cod!
Q: How do snails fight?
A: They slug it out.
Q: Why are penguins socially awkward?
A: Because they can't break the ice.
Q: What is a bear with no teeth called?
A: Gummy bear.