Q: What is a bear with no teeth called?
A: Gummy bear.
Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
A: You poker face.
Q: Why is corn such a good listener?
A: Because it's all ears!
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Q: What did one aspiring wig say to the other aspiring wig?
A: I wanna get a head!
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around.