Pun Jokes

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Q: How do snails fight?
A: They slug it out.

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Why do bananas wear suntan lotion? Because the peel.

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Q: Why are penguins socially awkward?
A: Because they can't break the ice.

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Where do hamburgers go to dance? To the meatball.

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Q: What is a bear with no teeth called?
A: Gummy bear.

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What do you call a shoe made from a banana? A slipper!

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
A: You poker face.

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Q: Why is corn such a good listener?
A: Because it's all ears!

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Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

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Why did the poor man sell yeast? To raise some dough.

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