Pun Jokes

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Q: What did one aspiring wig say to the other aspiring wig?
A: I wanna get a head!

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I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around.

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I need to find that skeleton. I've got a bone to pick with him.

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Q: How is an ear of corn like an army?
A: It has lots of kernels.

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Q: What you call a man with spade on his head?
A: Doug.

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Q: How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A: A buccaneer!

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Somebody said you sound like an owl. Who?

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Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A: Because they taste funny.

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My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!

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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan? You take away their little brooms!

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