Q: How is an ear of corn like an army?
A: It has lots of kernels.
Q: What you call a man with spade on his head?
Q: How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A: A buccaneer!
Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A: Because they taste funny.
My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
A: He felt his presents.