Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A: Because they taste funny.
My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
A: He felt his presents.
Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck.
Q: Why do vampires believe everything you tell them?
A: Because they're suckers.