Pun Jokes

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Somebody said you sound like an owl. Who?

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Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A: Because they taste funny.

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My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!

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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan? You take away their little brooms!

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What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know but their flag is a big plus.

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Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
A: He felt his presents.

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Have you every heard of a music group called cellophane? They mostly wrap.

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Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck.

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What happens to a grape when an elephant steps on it? It lets out a little whine.

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Q: Why do vampires believe everything you tell them?
A: Because they're suckers.

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